This is My Bar Spoon with a little Marine Humor.

This is my bar spoon. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My bar spoon is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my bar spoon is useless. Without my bar spoon, I am useless. I must stir my bar spoon true. I must stir straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must stir him before he stirs me. I will…

My bar spoon and I know that what counts in war is not the cocktails we create, the noise of our swirls, nor the concoctions we make. We know that it is the drinks that count. We will drink…

My bar spoon is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its stem and its handle. I will keep my bar spoon clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God, I swear this creed. My bar spoon and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace.

 

 

CreedOut of respect for my brethren, here in the unaltered Marine Corps Rifleman’s Creed along with some history on its origin. Semper Fi!

This creed, accredited to Major General William H. Rupertus, USMC (Deceased) and still taught to Marines undergoing Basic Training at the Recruit Depots at San Diego and Parris Island, was first published in the San Diego Marine Corps Chevron March 14, 1942. Although I have created a parody here, this is important history to a grunt. Don’t let my attempt as comedy distract you from that. We marines take our heritage and culture very seriously.

 

 

 

Original Creed

  1. This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

 

  1. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

 

  1. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …

 

  1. My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit….

 

  1. My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….

 

  1. Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

 

  1. So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!!

 

History of the Creed:

 

In a conversation which took place sometime early in 1942 between BGen William H. Rupertus, USMC, Commanding General, Marine Corps Base, San Diego, and Capt Robert P. White, USMCR, Public Relations Officer of the base, the general stated that his men must be made to understand “that the only weapon which stands between them and Death is the rifle…they must understand that their rifle is their life…it must become a creed with them.” Whereupon Capt White suggested that the general write an editorial to that effect with the tentative title of “My Rifle is My Life.” The general, who had won the Distinguished Marksmanship Badge as a second lieutenant in 1915, liked the title but disagreed with the idea of an editorial which he considered would sound like a sermon. Instead, he felt that the rifle creed should be “something so deep, a conviction so great, a faith so lasting that no one should have to be preached to about it.”

 

The very next morning, the general appeared in the captain’s office with a “random scrap of paper” on which were penciled the notes which have since become the rifle creed. Capt White’s part in the final production of the creed is best expressed in his own words: “All I did was to translate it, type it, suggest a few different word usages and add a line here and there to complete the General’s thought. My job was that of an editor; and no editor could have bettered the General’s piece in that particular.”

History courtesy of The United States Marine Corps History Division

 

 

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